![]() ![]() With his lawyer’s assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’d rather keep their clients in the dark. ![]() Someone mistakenly left the cages open in the Reptile House at the zoo, and there were snakes slithering all over the place. Finally, he yelled, “Quick, call a lawyer!” “A lawyer? Why?” “We need someone who speaks their language.” Frantically, the keeper tried everything but couldn’t get the slippery animals back into their cages. RELATED: 45 Best Riddles For Kids That Won’t Be Too Hard To SolveĦ. A defendant who had pleaded guilty saw the jury that had been empaneled, and he announced that he was changing his plea to guilty. When the judge asked why, the defendant pointed to the eight women and four men in the jury box. “When I pleaded ‘not guilty,’ I didn’t know women would be on the jury. Judge, I can’t fool even one woman, so I know I can’t fool eight of them.”ħ. A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Sure do,” replied the bartender. “Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my gator.”Ĩ. Arguing with a lawyer is like wrestling with a pig in mud - sooner or later, you realize they like it.ĩ. Two lawyers are in a bank when, suddenly, two armed robbers burst in. While one of the robbers takes the money from the tellers, the other lines the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall and proceeds to take their wallets, watches and other valuables. The first lawyer shoves something into the other one’s hand. “What is this?” the latter asks without looking. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having sex with a beautiful woman. ![]()
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